Naked to the Limit, One More Time Wed. September, 03 at 01:00 pmRoger pretends to be Jeff's imaginary friend, so he can freely roam naked around the house with no disguise. But when big-mouth Jeff figures out that Roger is an alien, Stan issues an ultimatum: either Roger or Jeff must be killed immediately. Meanwhile, Steve becomes insecure about the shape of his rear end.
For Black Eyes Only Wed. September, 03 at 01:30 pmIn Part 2 of "The Tearjerker Saga," a "James Bond" parody, Stan and his wife, Sexpun Tocome's honeymoon is brutally interrupted when Black Villain (guest voice Kevin Michael Richardson) fatally shoots Sexpun. Determined to get his revenge, Stan teams up with former nemesis The Tearjerker to track down Black Villain and put a stop to his evil plan to melt the arctic glaciers.
Spelling Bee My Baby Wed. September, 03 at 02:00 pmFrancine pressures Steve to win the National Spelling Bee so he can get into a top college. Stan and Roger try to slam Hayley through the five stages of grief so she will get over Jeff faster.
Missing Kink, The Wed. September, 03 at 02:30 pmFrancine discovers she has a spanking fetish; Hayley goes out on a date with Snot.
Boring Identity, The Thu. September, 04 at 01:00 pmWhen Stan loses his memory, Francine attempts to transform him into the perfect husband; Roger joins Steve's newspaper route.
Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith, The Thu. September, 04 at 01:30 pmStan learns that the CIA wants to wipe out Bullock's memory after he exhibits signs of dementia; Roger hires Stelio Kontos to deal with a student who's bullying Steve at school.
Lost in Space Thu. September, 04 at 02:00 pmIn order to return to Earth, the space-bound Jeff must convince an Emperor that he is in love with Hayley.
Da Flippity Flop Thu. September, 04 at 02:30 pmKlaus swaps bodies with Stan after discovering that his original human body is on ice at the CIA; after converting the attic into a gym, Roger attempts to convince Stan to sign up for a lifetime membership.
Pilot Fri. September, 05 at 01:00 pmSteve runs for school president to pick up girls (Stan rigs the election, CIA-style) and Hayley pays Roger in candy to write her school papers.
Threat Levels Fri. September, 05 at 01:30 pmAfter a near-death scare involving a CIA bio-toxin, Francine decides to start a job as a realtor...making more money than Stan. Also, bumfighting!